The way things are.
I’m a lonely, cynical asshole. And I’m that way because I’m a lonely, cynical asshole. Its an infinite loop that I can’t get out of. If I could find out what was wrong with me to make me so unwanted other than the fact that I’m a lonely, cynical asshole, it’d be a step in the right direction.
Every girl I’ve ever had feelings for is with another man. I’m so glad this was brought to my attention while I’m attepting to sleep.
Fuck you. Fuck every memory you force into my brain. Fuck everything we did that I see now and know it’s never gonna be the same. Fuck the feelings I had for you and fuck the “feelings” you had for me. Fuck the day we got together and fuck the day you left me. Fuck your new life and fuck my shitty one. Fuck the time we spent together. Fuck it. Fuck you.
I don’t know exactly what a normally functioning brain is supposed to do, but I know it definitly isn’t what mine does.
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
Good luck getting a decent job when your Facebook name is “John BluntRoller PotKing ILoveMarijuana DrunkAsshole Smith.”
It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and won’t lie to you. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and you like to be with. And it’s very important that these 4 women don’t find...